To prove a point that he's obviously snorting cocaine before bedtime.

"The lady, I don't remember her name, but that's besides the point. She stopped everyone, well, specifically me. And she walked up to the top of the ramp and stopped the wall. Well, anyway, there weren't anymore Jewish people in that episode. I'll call them tomorrow."

The meaning to life

Drew: Where's Eagle?
Erin: Who is Eagle?
Drew: He's the guy. The guy I have to push so he can catch the cloud.
Erin: I don't know where he is but it's going to be okay.
Drew: * angrily* YOU do it then.
Erin: Alright, I'll do it then.

Obviously Eagle here represents our struggle with everyday life and the cloud represents... oh fuck it. It doesn't mean anything. My fiancee just snorts cocaine right before he goes to bed and has been hiding it from me. This blog will be used to record his "brilliant" musings during the night time.